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That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease.  And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure.  ~Denise McCanles

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.  People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.  ~Elton John

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.  ~Charles Pierce, 1980